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The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World book featuring humorous illustrations and descriptions of various birds, perfect for bird lovers with a sense of humor.
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World book featuring humorous illustrations and descriptions of various birds, perfect for bird lovers with a sense of humor.

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World

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$15.95
Let's face it—all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks—no matter where in the world they reside. 

Following in the footsteps of the bestselling book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, this hilarious sequel ventures beyond to identify the stupidest birds around the world. Featuring birds from North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Oceania, author Matt Kracht identifies the dumb birds that manage to live all over the freaking place with snarky, yet accurate, names and humorous, anger-filled drawings.

This guide book details exactly how much these morons suck with facts about each bird's (annoying) call, its (stupid) migratory pattern, and its (downright tacky) markings. Complete with a matching game, bird descriptor checklist, tips on how to identify a bird (you can tell a lot by looking into a bird's eyes, for example), this profanity-laden book offers a balance of fact and wit that will appeal to hardcore birders and casual bird lovers (and haters) alike.
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